I hate people.
Cool story bro. Want a cookie? Oh, I’m back from Bulgaria too.
Not a story, and no I don’t want a cookie. (rolls eyes) Wow, guess how much I don’t care? (pauses) Why were you in Bulgaria?
Take eettt. (puts a cookie in her hand) Why do you say that?
Oh yeah, a hit.
Fine. (sighs, takes the cookie and bites into it) Gosh…how did you become such a good cook? (takes another bite) Hm…was it fun?
Considering I took so long because I had to recover in a hospital.. Meeh, boring. It got done either way. Dad was proud. (smiles) You like it? New recipe. It takes practice.